1. You take your phone with you to the bathroom at work to sneak in a quick round.
5. This feeling is now more exciting to you than falling in love:
9. You smile IRL when you get a softball question, and people ask you what’s so funny.
13. Lately, nothing delights you more than that tinkly opening music.
15. You live for this adrenaline rush:
16. Playing one of your favorite topics makes you feel warm and soothed all over.
Hi Peter Gabriel, please revise “Solsbury Hill” to be about this.
20. You’ve even ventured into the forums (and quickly ventured out).
- President Obama asked Congress for $1.8 billion to fight the spread of the Zika virus across the Americas.
- Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has told the Financial Times he's eyeing a 2016 presidential run 🇺🇸
- India's telecom authorities have ruled against Free Basics, Facebook's controversial plan to offer free but limited internet.