16 Breakfast Cereals That Should Be Obliterated
Seriously, do not eat these if you want to have a good day.
1. Grape-Nuts
NEITHER GRAPES NOR NUTS. IF IT LOOKS GROSS AND IT TASTES GROSS, IT PROBABLY IS GROSS
6. Rice Krispie Treats Cereal
WHAT’S THE MATTER RICE KRISPIES AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU SNAP CRACKLE AND POP ARE ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVES
8. Chex
WANT PROOF THAT CHEX SUCKS? THE ONLY TIME ANYONE LIKES IT IS WHEN IT’S WITH OTHER STUFF
9. All-Bran
NOTE TO MR. KELLOGG: THE POINT OF MOST CEREALS IS TO DISGUISE THE BRAN
11. Wheaties
I’VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE FOR TEN MINUTES AND I HAVE TO STARE AT PEOPLE WHO’VE ACHIEVED MORE THAN I EVER WILL
12. Cookie Crisp
HEY AS LONG AS YOU’RE FOOLING YOURSELF WHY DON’T YOU JUST USE HAAGEN-DAZS INSTEAD OF MILK
13. Corn Flakes
MMMM HOW ABOUT SOME CORN ON THE COB PULVERIZED AND FLATTENED INTO A FLAKE-LIKE CONSISTENCY YUM OH WAIT NO
14. Oatmeal that comes in a packet
LIFE TIP NOTHING GOOD HOT COMES IN A PACKET
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Brooke Parker 2 months agoI really hope you didn’t get paid for this article. I miss when buzzfeed was funny and intelligent.
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dougs19 2 months agoHey Joel,
Do you know the difference between “truth” and “opinion”? This piece is all about your opinion.
When I’m in a hurry in the morn Special K works…when I’m hiking or camping instant oatmeal works.
Captain Crunch, Apple Jacks, etal is for the kid in all of us. Truth! -
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ElizabethEdquist 2 months ago
Since “Trix are for kids” and the rabbit never gets any, I’m pretty sure the rabbit is the last one who would have diabetes.
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Royalpeach 2 months agoThe fact that this list does not have Lucky Charms totally makes this whole list void.
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estellelar 2 months agoSHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH TRIX ARE AWESOME! so are chex (as long as they aren’t rice chex) and kix.
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joeb11 2 months agoFun Fact: Jessica Misener and Joseph Bernstein are both listed as “Buzzfeed Staff,” so they were presumably paid for writing this particularly lazy and witless bit of trolling. I think this is why most Internet business models are unsound. “Sure, let’s throw money at stupid crap! The public loves stupid crap! This is bound to be successful!” So if Buzzfeed goes under, you’ll know that it started right here.
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Dulcis Pater 2 months agoActually, their bosses are going to gauge their performance on the number of shares and comments they get, and posting obviously and intentionally inflammatory lists, they’re getting you to play right into their hands. Looking “lazy” or “dumb” is actually a pretty good way to succeed in the business of copywriting. I salute them.
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