Don’t lump us in with the kids who were BORN in the ’90s, please.
For everyone who does upright rows with their grocery bags.
I like big dimples of Venus and I cannot lie.
Spoiler alert: It is NOT solid wood.
Can you feel your thirst levels already rising?
Please bore someone else with these questions. (jk please take this quiz.)
The viral success that let you own other people shuts down after just two weeks.
They’re like dads, but with more beer. (Mildly NSFW because uncle jokes.)
You booze, you lose! Haha.
What we really need is a president who will ban air conditioning.
Silicon Valley has a new buzzword with plenty of historical relevance.
It could be worse. Much worse.
A post we can all get behind.
Because why else have relatives?
CAN’T. HANDLE. THE. CUTENESS.