1. It’s A Waste Of Money
Because $1 is about all you’ll have left after all those Redbox rentals and Chinese take outs… if you’re even that classy…
2. They Could Be Crazy
Because who wouldn’t want their future relationships ruined by a crazy “ex-whatever that was”…
3. You Could Be Jealous For “No” Apparent Reason
Because sure, you don’t really care about what happens in the end.. but it’s still not fun to share!
4. You Could Get Sucked In
Because sometimes the “vict-e” actually falls in love with the preplanned “victim”… now the tables are turned, sucka! Muahahahaha.
5. No REALLY! You Could Get Sucked In
Because sometimes a little flirting leads to…”Oops.. uhh surprise!”.
6. Things Could Get Awkward
Because everyone’s been publicly rejected…. at least once… right?
7. Feelings Could Get Hurt
Because feelings are messy… and ain’t nobody got time for that!
8. Your Ego Could Reach Destructive Proportions
Because do I need to say it? Nobody likes a Kanye.