Jesse Spalding
     
I am a writer, photographer, humorist, and entrepreneur based in Minneapolis, Minnesota. I like coffee, cooking, biking and garage sailing. Sailing was the right way to spell it, I guess.
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  • 10 Most Annoying Food Packages

    It should be simple to open, unpack, and reuse packaging of common foods, but it’s never a battle you’ll win in the kitchen.

    • 1. Velveeta "Cheese"

      Sure it sounds like a logical idea to package cheese with a resealable tin foil. But, coincidentally, Velveeta tin foil likes to tear in erroneous patterns, rendering it impossible to reseal properly without leaving one exposed part of a corner which you have to tear off every time you use it.

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  • 33 Extremely Cool Chilean Miners

    No cool miner is complete without a pair of Oakley mini-trucker sunglasses.

    • 1. FLORENCIO AVALOS

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  • Favre Sexting Quiz Results Say “BFD” in Mpls Star Tribune

    “Instant polls are meant for entertainment. They are not considered to be true measurements of public opinion.” — B.S.

    Favre Sexting Quiz Results Say "BFD" in Mpls Star Tribune

    Link: startribune.com

  • Eating Chicken Wings in the 21st Century

    No napkins? No fingers? No problem! Trongs is the perfect solution to those annoying chicken wings that get all over your fingers. Get some on your face? Can’t help you there. Here’s a napkin. Come take the “Chick and Wing” Challenge at Trongs.com! Only $9.99!

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  • Glamour Shots: 10 Fabulous Auctioneer Portraits

    The art of portrait photography is a fine and detailed craft. And, any reputable auction house wouldn’t go without a quality photo of the auctioneers you trust to sell your most valued personal property. via: jessespalding.tumblr.com

    • 1. The Garrisons, Garrison Auction - Chehalis, WA

      “Now, just guide your shoulders to where I should be looking, honey.”

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  • Sex: The Cure to Recession?

    All the heads have been trying to figure out how to get us out of this recession. Voting for the right politicians? Nope. Buying less things hasn’t helped much either. Putting new economic restrictions isn’t really working. But I believe one thing will. Sex. Not only does it make you feel good about yourself, it keeps you motivated and makes you want to work harder on things that don’t revolve around sex. This can include improving skills which you didn’t know you had, and get better at hobbies you might have been neglecting. In turn, from your new-found self, you will be able to do things you might not have done while fighting your uncontrollable urge. Your partner will feel more supportive and will want to do more activities you enjoy. Now that you find comfort in your partner you feel at ease to engage in your new hobbies without hesitation. This will make you feel more self-fulfilled and happy, and will help you focus more on whatever work you “had” to do before. Not only that, your new creativity may help you improve in your occupation and could come up with great ideas that you might not have thought about previously. If enough people have sex, we could all improve and things might just get better. Who knows? via: jessespalding.tumblr.com

    Sex: The Cure to Recession?

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