2.
The Post-Work Banker Baby.
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The Loud Birthday Girl Baby.
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The Designated Driver Baby.
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The baby who's just there to watch the game.
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...annnnnd the Cheap Baby.
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The baby tryna get everyone on the dancefloor.
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The Drunkest Baby At The Party.
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The Inseparable (Insufferable) Bestie Babies.
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The Waspy Frat-Boy Baby.
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The Selfie/Snap-Chatting Baby...
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Or the baby trying to document literally every moment.
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The baby getting after it a bit too aggressively...
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...who later becomes the Belligerent Baby.
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...and ultimately the Brawling Baby.
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Then there's the baby who's been at the bar too long.
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And of course, your Friendly Bartender Baby.