2. The Post-Work Banker Baby.
If you don’t walk away within 45 seconds, he’ll spend the next 45 minutes telling you everything he knows about spreadsheets. And guess what? He knows a fucking lot about spreadsheets.
6. The Underaged Baby.
Wait, how’d this kid get in? He’s gotta have a really good fake.
8. The baby who’s just there to watch the game.
He’s tryna cheer on his freakin’ squad, so quit blocking the TV and take your social tendencies elsewhere.
11. The Betch-y Baby
Buying herself a drink? Ha, in what life.
14. The Inseparable (Insufferable) Bestie Babies.
“What the HELL, Melissa? Why would you go to the bathroom without me???”
16. The Selfie/Snap-Chatting Baby…
17. Or the baby trying to document literally every moment.
18. The baby getting after it a bit too aggressively…
21. Then there’s the baby who’s been at the bar too long.
- Frank Gifford's family says the NFL star had CTE, the degenerative brain disease linked to football. He died in August. ›