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1. That orgasm when you kick off your 6" pumps.
2. That orgasm when you peel of your weave.
3. That orgasm when plucking your fake eyelashes.
4. That orgasm when you unzip your sequin dress.
5. That orgasm when you rip off your corset.
6. That orgasm when you unhinge your fake breasts
7. That orgasm when you pull out your butt padding.
8. That orgasm when you slink out of 20 pairs of pantyhose.
9. That orgasm when you untuck yo' junk.
10. That orgasm when you unclamp your fake earrings.
11. That orgasm when you detach every piece of jewelry.
12. That orgasm when you peel off your makeup.
13. That orgasm when you scrape all the spirit gum out of your eyebrows.
14. That orgasm when you finally remove that one fingernail you couldn't get off.
15. That orgasm when you remove your fake contacts.
16. That orgasm when you pick all the face powder out of your ticklish nose.
17. That orgasm when the shower water hits your skin and a thick layer of club scum runs off your body.
18. That orgasm when you realize your body is maybe, just maybe, finally 100% glitter free.
19. That orgasm after taking a bite out of $2 pizza.
20. And that orgasm when you finally put on boy clothes and crawl into bed.
Only to rise the next day and do it all again.
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