15 Glorious Reasons To Change Your Mind About The Adult Onesie

Just in case you weren't already on board the Onesie Train. WARNING: These only get more awesome.

1. Diana Aztec Printed onesie: $50

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It's possible this thing just changed my mind about the dropped-crotch as well.

2. OnePiece Lillehammer onesie in dark grey: $289

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Perfectly reasonable to wear in public -- that is, if you can bear to tear yourself away from the fireplace of your ski chalet.

3. OnePiece Original Lightweight onesie in navy: $159

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There's so much yes going on here that the middle-school-Delia's-obsessed-me is actually. imploding.

4. Lightweight USA Stars and Stripes onesie: $209

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Did someone say "Independence Day BBQ"??? Fuck yeah, 'Merica!! (And apparently this thing is soooo "lightweight" it's borderline NSFW, which...I guess is good for summer weather?)

5. Wolverine Footed onesie: $59.99

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This is basically a panted hoodie made from your childhood bedsheets -- of course you want this.

6. Owl Zip-Front Hooded onesie: $50*

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*UGGs, thankfully, not included.

7. Grey Mouse Footed onesie: $49.99

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Don't worry -- you're not required to ever stand like this when you wear this thing.

8. Bunny onesie: (price N/A)

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Unfortunately, this limited edition piece by Blamo Toys is no longer available for purchase. (And once again, a pair of boots ruins a perfectly good adult onesie.)

9. ASOS Zebra onesie: $64.49

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Possibly the best use of zebra print I have ever ever seen.

Bonus: it looks amazing when you prance!!

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I believe you have just found your new Prancercise uniform.

10. Pink Pig Fleece onesie: $59.80

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The only article of clothing you need in Food Coma Heaven. And look at it's stinkin' cheeks!!!

11. Totoro onesie: Approximately $25

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(bidding on this item is at about $25 right now)

12. Rainbow Bear Romper onesie: $84.72

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You will absolutely be the coolest kid at the rave/birthday party/everysingleplaceyougo.

13. Golden Unicorn Pajama onesie: $78

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This amazing onesie is not only a unicorn...

...IT'S A PEGASUS!!!

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14. And finally, Max's "Where The Wild Things Are" onesie: $119.88

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Yes, the very first onesie you ever obsessed about is available for adults.

And just in case you're still not convinced...

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15. ...onesies are 100% Miley approved!

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