1. I Love My Bitches: "Am I really just a narcissist/ Cause I wake up to a bowl of Lobster bisque?"
No, you're just fat.
2. I'm Only Human: "Got a deadbeat dad, but he far from dead/He never knew chocolate milk make you fart real bad"
Rosé is trying to dig a little deeper than usual and discuss his poor upbringing. But I'm not sure that knowing chocolate milk makes children gassy is the tell-tale sign of a good father. I could just be ignorant as to what constitutes proper parenting, correct me if I'm wrong.
3. Triple Beam Dreams: "Home invasions, ducktape/Fornicating, counting money with a fuck face"
Rick, you're a billionaire. You have no need for home invasions or duck tape. Moreover, if you have your choice to count your money with anyone, why would you want to count it with a fuck face? I usually prefer to count my money with close friends and family instead of a fuck face.
4. Holy Ghost: "When I fuck she let the pussy soak/ Even my lawyer be askin is it dope"
That's just really unprofessional. I would have expected a prestigious attorney to have far more respect for such personal matters.
5. Pirates: "Fascination with fortune afford me mansion and Porsches/Panoramas, abortions, marijuana imported"
Your fascination with fortune has allowed you to buy panoramas and imported weed? Cool!
Oh, and abortions too? Significantly less cool.
6. Amsterdam: "I'm laughing at the people who label me poor/ Now I piss on Europeans, you'd think it was porn"
I mean, I guess you could think that was porn... assuming that you're a big fan of Norwegian Golden Showers?
7. Ring Ring: "She in cribs with elevators, as well as water fountains"
My elementary school had both elevators and water fountains. This crib does not sound super impressive.
8. Tears of Joy: "Last night I cried tears of joy/What did I do to deserve this/Vacheron on my wrist, a year ago/I didn't even know that bitches exist"
First of all, the idea of Rick Ross crying tears of joy is hilarious.
But more importantly, a year ago you "didn't know bitches exist?" So before you were famous, you weren't aware of women? Just not at all? I don't believe you, Rick.
9. Sixteen: "She say my heart cold, I'm naming my son December"
Don't do that. December Ross is a really, really weird name for a kid.
10. Retrosuperfuture: "Fuckin like its a porn in my recliner/ Lookin straight in the eyes, they show vagina"
I have nothing to say about this. I'm genuinely just perplexed.