Yea, that cat just got done taking a dump somewhere in your house and then scratched around the pile of poop with those paws.

Only one out of ten? Sheesh, I would have guessed that only 50% have more than three neurons firing at any given time. People are stupid, I mean really stupid, we're lucky anything works at all.

Apparently this homophobe is upset that he gets hit on all the time which causes his undies to get all tight and stuff.

Not that much different from Opus Dei, really. Crazy folks gotta get themselves riled up somehow.

Are you kidding? His positions change with the breeze.

Yea, well… Romney and Bain Capital would have bought Wright Bros.Inc, saddled the company with a loan to pay themselves a dividend and then declared bankruptcy.

The plans for Shermanbot 5000 should be implemented immediately.

Well, he actually gives terrible interviews to everyone. Romney only looks worse on Fox because he is liberal.

Call back when we start hearing the n word in polite conversation.