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    A Guide To Understanding Who Jessica Muschek Is

    Here's a completely accurate list of who Jessica is.

    1. This is Jessica. She's beautiful as you can see.

    2. But sometimes people get her confused with Emma Watson.

    3. Or Britney.

    4.

    5. THIS.

    6. Anyways, she's a local Chivette. And looks lovely in green.

    7. She is also Vice President of Team Fancy.

    8. Oh! Did we also mention she lost a ton of weight?! She went from this.

    9. To THIS!

    10. MY GOD JEYSUS!!!!

    11. Even Goosebump Beyonce is amazed!

    12. But Blue Ivy has made it very clear.

    13. She also has questionable taste in music

    14. I cannot deal with this...

    15. BUT! She has amazing taste in men - look at Keith.

    16. HE EVEN LOOKS EVEN BETTER IN SUIT! I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS.

    17. *Swoon*

    18. They've been together since Jesus walked the Earth. Look at how amazing and happy they look together.

    19. He is also a Chiver. I mean shit...look at these two. I cannot even handle it anymore.

    20. Then Jessica got engaged to Keith on top of a mountain while it was snowing.

    21. Then her and Keith got married!

    22. <3

    23. Jessica is an awesome and strong woman - she deserves the best. And she'll tell you like this.