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jerkassimo 6 months ago

The move she put on the kid at the 1:01 mark was a stone cold reincarnation of Barry Sanders.

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jerkassimo a year ago

hat tip to henri:
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“Why did you choke out there that day, Baumer?”

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this:
“We should listen to the Minnesota Family Council when it tells us that marriage is about being public, which explains why marriages are public ceremonies. Never did we realize that it is exactly because of this societal agreement that the entire world is looking at you in shame and disappointment instead of minding its own business.”
-John Medeiros is just so brilliant i had to repeat it.
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jerkassimo a year ago

love it! here’s my buddy (and online avatar) hiding in the garden, ready to kill at a moments notice.

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it’s actually really good with peanut butter….

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really - banned from China for supporting Darfur?!??!

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a southpaw?

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hi okapi, say hi to your mother for me

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too much camel suffering not enough funny.

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ok - i’m going all indie rock nerd on you but if you’ve never heard of him and like rock-n-roll you HAVE to check out dinosaur jr. some of their discs include the CLASSIC “bug” and “you’re living all over me” (kurt cobain name checked them as influences). but start with ‘without a sound’ or the new-ish ‘beyond’ and ‘farm’ they are awesome. and wtf, he’s got his own custom fender jazzmaster guitar named after him.

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freakin hate when i trip on my cape….

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every time she moved the toy i thought of this….

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Owls are assholes…..

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#11 - pizza, reeses and doritos: someone’s been in the catnip again….

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