So many people ask me “So you’re going to be a nurse?” when I tell them I’m going to med school…and when I was a journalist men would try and carry my camera and tripod for me. Sigh.
4th grade gym class. I wasn’t feeling well before school but my dad’s rule was “Unless you’re bleeding or puking, you’re going to school.” We were playing volleyball and my crush was right behind me. What I thought was just tummy rumbling turned out to be poop. I pooped my WHITE pants right in front of my crush and he yelled out “Ew, did you poop?” I ran to the bathroom to clean myself off and of course, several girls walked in while I was standing there in my underwear, washing my jeans. I made up a story about my mom spilling coffee on them and I had just noticed. I was too embarrassed to walk into the nurse’s office to call my dad to ask him to take me home because I crapped myself. So, I went back to class and sat in my poo pants the rest of the day. BEST. DAY. EVER.
Response to 13 Heartmelting Marriage Proposals:
#9 — Fix the caption. That’s not a Soldier, it’s a Marine. You can’t call a Marine a Soldier because that only applies to those in the Army. There are 4 branches of the military — you can’t just call everyone a Soldier.
Correction…the least romantic Valentine’s Day gift you can receive isasnuggie.Iknow, becauseIwas the very unhappy recipient of oneafew years ago.
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