4th grade gym class. I wasn’t feeling well before school but my dad’s rule was “Unless you’re bleeding or puking, you’re going to school.” We were playing volleyball and my crush was right behind me. What I thought was just tummy rumbling turned out to be poop. I pooped my WHITE pants right in front of my crush and he yelled out “Ew, did you poop?” I ran to the bathroom to clean myself off and of course, several girls walked in while I was standing there in my underwear, washing my jeans. I made up a story about my mom spilling coffee on them and I had just noticed. I was too embarrassed to walk into the nurse’s office to call my dad to ask him to take me home because I crapped myself. So, I went back to class and sat in my poo pants the rest of the day. BEST. DAY. EVER.