20.
what idiot called him alexander graham bell instead of the lord of the rings
— 8 bit fox (@8bitf0x) July 8, 2013
19.
What idiot said their foot's asleep instead of coma toes?
— michael (@michaeljhudson) July 9, 2013
18.
what idiot named them testicular implants instead of feauxnads
— nice_mustard® (@nice_mustard) July 11, 2013
17.
what idiot called it Scientology and not Cruise Control
— a. spaceman (@adamrensch) July 11, 2013
16.
What idiot called it Google Glass instead of an Eye Phone?
— Sadvil (@crylenol) July 12, 2013
15.
What idiot called them styrofoam packing peanuts instead of marshmailows?
— patrick (@tastefactory) July 13, 2013
14.
what idiot called it destroy the patriarchy instead of smash bros
— hell_homer (@hell_homer) July 13, 2013
13.
what idiot called it "Car Repair" instead of "Autocorrect"
— john truckasauras (@chuchugoogoo) July 15, 2013
12.
what idiot called them eating contests instead of the hunger games
— 8 bit fox (@8bitf0x) July 15, 2013
11.
What idiot called them Deoxyribonucleic Modification Engineers instead of Gene Hackmen?
— Musky Lozenge™ (@LostCatDog) July 16, 2013
10.
What idiot called it methamphetamine tolerance instead of speed limit
— your dad (@Dads_Secret) July 21, 2013
9.
What idiot called them drug sniffing dogs instead of co-canines?
— Sadvil (@crylenol) July 23, 2013
8.
what idiot called them coffee shop renovations instead of java updates
— nicole (@relatabledad) July 23, 2013
7.
What idiot called it iced coffee instead of cool beans
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) July 24, 2013
6.
what idiot called it The Female Body Has Ways to Shut That Whole Thing Down instead of What To Reject When You're Expecting
— Dave Dittell (@davedittell) July 26, 2013
5.
What idiot named it Mrs. Doubtfire instead of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad
— your dad (@Dads_Secret) July 27, 2013
4.
what idiot called it an anchor instead of a waterpark
— michael (@michaeljhudson) July 28, 2013
3.
what idiot called them legal immigrants from Mexico instead of Señor Citizens
— john truckasauras (@chuchugoogoo) July 29, 2013
2.
what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks
— 8 bit fox (@8bitf0x) July 29, 2013
1.
What idiot named him Spider-Man instead of Peter Parkour?
— Cause We're Sexual (@CauseWereSexual) July 30, 2013
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