*On a date* haha so tell me more about your dog?
I’m not a frog, and you’re not a bunny.
It’s mine, my own, my pizzzzzzza.
In case you wanted some inspiring ideas for all that disposable income you’ve got just sitting around.
Sorry, everyone has to drown.
It only takes one well placed sticker to completely change a product’s description.
“I’ll take swords for $400.”
Diapers are required upon entry. WARNING: Fake scary things ahead.
The mems… Cherish them. Especially if you’re not British.
A little change can make a big difference.
We’re talking Gushers, DunkAroos, the Oregon Trail…
I was born tardy. True story.