I think that’s kind of the point of lampooning that.

I’m trying like hell to remember my first but coming up blank… but my second was ReznorzFragility@aol.com. It meant every cringey thing you think it does.

Yay for Kristen Wiig, boo for Bridesmaids. It’s full of lazy, too-awkward, trying-too-hard-to-keep-up-with-the-boys jokes. You don’t have to be “like the boys,” ladies, just be yourselves.

Stop using your face.

Don’t do this.

Ditto.

1. To everyone complaining about this article, shut up, there are two Buzzfeed articles on top of each other, “Baz Lurman Rules” and “Baz Lurman Sucks.” You’re supposed to pick your poison. Get with the joke. 2. Romeo & Juliet is not a love story. It’s a tragedy. They’re young and stupid and they die. Everyone pining for their very own Romeo or Juliet is a moron. Sorry, feel the need to clarify that to people at every opportunity.

#6 needs to be the 1980s, not the 90s… infants! You’re three years off, not enough time for its distance to be such a shocker. The 80s have been 10 years ago my entire adult life. But otherwise, yeah, pretty much.

Many of these are REALLY a stretch… #10 has zero similarity… AND YOU LEAVE FLORENCE WELCH AND TIM MINCHIN ALONE.

Re: #15 - I used to sit next to a guy who drummed. On everything. All day. Keyboard. Desk. Leg. Papers. STOP HITTING THINGS YOU NEANDERTHAL.