No no no no NO with #13 & #14. NO.
No no no no NO with #13 & #14. NO.
Most of these I would not classify as “the best,” just random. The Simpsons can be amazingly poignant and deep. Where are those quotes?
All I know about Duke is that a lot of girls apparently get raped there and then get punished for reporting it. So…
It’s not really taboo to admit you met online anymore. It used to be, maybe 10 years ago or so, but not really now.
I guessed 63…
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.
Your face is lame.
Basically, logical people are logical. They read a sentence as meaning precisely the words you said, in precisely the way you said them. Look at the sentence as a mathematical formula.
A lot of these aren’t actually fears/phobias, and more creeped-outeries… cringing at the sound of a metal hanger scraping against a metal rod isn’t the same as being afraid of clothes hangers. And saying Cameron Diaz is afraid of doorknobs is kind of a stretch… she’s probably just a germophobe. Also, I’m afraid/anxious of talking on the phone—YOU GO, HELEN MIRREN.
The “workshop” girl is a moron.
Why do all summer cocktails have to have an entire produce section floating in them? I don’t like picking stray bits of pulp and leaves off of my lips with every sip. >:(
Shut up. He has a new album coming out in 4 days. Of course it’s going to cause some buzz.
Probably listening for imperfections, like most artists do with their own work.
*raises hand* Um, I um, I-I made it through… But then, I don’t really go for chiseled, muscley, sweaty jock dudes (srsly with sweaty guys!? Take a damn shower!!). I like me a lanky, tousle-haired nerdy boy. Andrew Garfield > this dude (& Superman).
A hot… like, 4 of these actually have any kind of profound quality. The others are REALLY reaching. “What is a baby” or “the human world is a mess” is not deep.
Who is this person?
This entire post is just really stupid.
Recipe for Radult For Life: omit kids.
I could watch the 5:30 gif all day. Especially in that context.
It’s “Your Entire WORK Day Explained By Dogs,” not “Your Entire Day.”
Lol—“Published Interviews: Village Voice, High Times.” Oh, the ’60s.
#2 and #14 FO RIZ!!! #10, #16 and #29… not… really… at all…
I don’t think Jon Snow is dead. Have you forgotten the golden rule of art? If you don’t see them die, they didn’t die. Fan theory holds that at there’s something big in store for Jon Snow and Dany. ‘cause he’s her nephew and all. That story arc ain’t just gonna drop.
Also because there is SO MUCH covered in the books, that it’s easy to miss/forget stuff. What’s the harm in a recap? Don’t read it if you don’t care. Spoiler alerts were issued; if you ignored them, it’s your fault.
You’re both morons. Those books are HUGE and most came out a LOOOONG ass time ago. As a book reader, I appreciate the refresher.
What’s the point of clicking a link called “All The Spoilers To That Show You Like And Don’t Want Spoiled”?
This post is terrible and I’m embarrassed for you. Not even because you don’t watch/know anything about the show—I don’t care… but these jokes are awful. The Hunger Games quip wasn’t funny the first time. This post reeks of a someone who’s pissed that her boyfriend/husband is in love with the show…
The question “Xbox One or PS4” is rhetorical at this point. Microsoft shot themselves in the foot.
You include obnoxious, low-brow shit like Pretty Little Liars and Big Brother, but no mention whatsoever of S.H.I.E.L.D.? Your taste is invalidated.
1.) If you skip past the intro text, it’s your fault you got spoiled. 2.) How long ago did Storm of Swords come out? Not everyone remembers every little detail.
You’re just now noticing this?
The markers are not a new or novel concept… they predated a lot of the new, kitschy “Pantone’d” products… I had to have these in art school.
Some girls are far too girly.
Please don’t do this.
Sounds like you’re usually a self righteous dick.
I VEHEMENTLY reject #11. I hate it when people hold doors for me, especially from 500 miles away… it always makes me feel guilty and awkward. Especially if it’s a man (I’m female). You do not get a thank you for staring creepily at me for the half hour it took me to reach the door. If someone is RIGHT behind you, or is handicapped or has their hands full, that’s one thing, but for your average able-bodied adult human, let’s all agree that we can pull or push for ourselves. Or, it’s perfectly sufficient to give the door an extra hard push as you pass through it yourself.
Yeahhhhhh, it seems like he’s gotten senile in his old age. The Danaerys old Scottish grandma voice is the WORST.
WIN. She also surprised me when she turned up in Mass Effect. Not that it’s a surprise (both being Bioware), but I played the Mass Effect series first, didn’t give a second thought to Admiral Xen, and then when I replayed ME after having played DA:O, I totally geeked out. <3