Make picture showing starving children, pretend you’re helping the world.

No, I think the 7000 pounds of makeup trying to hide that shit is “ew”

the guy in the top corner does. not. approve.

It’s selling point is that it’s stimulating.
Lube is just for anal now?

all of the “selected” people are white trollololol

“self-expression” = reblogging instagram hipster photos with inspirational sayings on them. oh, and pictures of cute outfits and Harry Potter and models.

I was so fucking COOL when I had AIM.
My first screenname was “DeadZero” after the lead singer of Green Day’s late cat (lololol I was soooooo PUNX when I was 15)
And then I had “XxXtoxicrain”. TRULY THE NAMES OF AN INTERNET LORD.

THIS IS SIMPLY THE MOST INSIGHTFUL COMMENT I HAVE READ TODAY OMG I AM WEEPING AT THE BEAUTY

she sounds really drunk. also the clitoris is not “between the walls of the vagina” (even though physically the cupcake is right)