I have long been hoping for the day that a new Mel Gibson meltdown would emerge, so crazy to think it's been almost two years since the whole "shut up and blow me" tapes "sashayed" into our lives.
That day has finally come, and Mad Mel's latest psychosis does not disappoint.
Joe Eszterhas, writer of the best movie ever, Showgirls, was staying at Mel's house in Costa Rica this past December - and something clearly set Mel off (he gets cranky when he doesn't get blow jobs) and he went bananas while Joe's son recorded the crazy.
The audio recording is a bit indecipherable, but I believe Michael K from Dlisted did the best transcription possible...
"GAAARGAAARGAAARGRRRRRR WHY DONT I HAVE THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE MACCABEES GAAAARRRR GRRRRGAAARGRRAAA WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING GGRRRRAAA GRRAAAGRR COCKSUCKER WHORE GRRRRRRGAAAARRR GRRRR WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EAT GO HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT HURRRRRR AAAAAH GRRRR FUCKING CUNT COCKSUCKER WHORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
I decided to celebrate this joyous occasion of Mel Gibson bringing the crazy back by taking said transcription and putting it to photos of Boo, the world's cutest dog.
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