I died at “2 turnt old sport.”
I died at “2 turnt old sport.”
The answer is definitely Snape, except Pottermore won’t accept it in any form. No story for me, I guess.
…just put the baby in a crib then.
I have one of those TP holders, but it’s an alligator for our U of F guest bathroom lol
Looks like a little poo on top lol
Iggy has absolutely no place in this list. Ew.
Aw, my daddy would be so proud…I got conservative. Too bad that is absolutely and totally incorrect.
My mom is a big believer in aliens/close encounter/etc. She swears she had a close encounter with a ship shortly before she found out she was pregnant with me. My older sister had me convinced that that alien was my father, and that when I was 15 he would come and take me away. I believed that for way longer than I care to admit :)
Fuuuuuuck, Alton Brown is so hot.
“We do NOT take our pants off at McDonald’s!!!”
Ours is Bill Nye the Wi-Fi Guy.
First day of the second semester of freshmen year. New teacher, like first teaching job new. I was ill that morning before school, but wanted to tough it out to see everyone and not make a bad impression. Felt the sweats and nausea conking, but since I didn’t know this teacher, I waited patiently by his desk so that I could ask to go to the restroom. He was taking quite some time. I was sweating hard, trying to hold back the vomit. It was too late. I rushed to the door, drawing all attention to myself. Ripped open the door and proceeded to puke violently into the hallway, in front of EVERYONE. I was absolutely mortified, and poor Mr. Bean (yes, that is really his name) was too. Oddly enough, we ended up forging a bond and I even introduced him to his future wife! But he never, ever let me live down our first day of school lol.
My last grandparent dies earlier this month :(
I’m glad she stopped with the red lipstick. She looks much younger now.
Eleven and River forever and ever.
Man, why so the Las Vegas 51’s always get left off these lists? Freakin’ aliens, man!
You know Victoria Beckham is hella mad.
I’m loving it, minus Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan.
Suck it, Tracy Jordan!
My son used the word “dildo” for W for the longest time. It was amazing.
Why is she outside of a jail?
Felicity was the shit. I was too poor as a kid to have an AG doll and wept when she was retired. Maybe one day I’ll be able to afford an exorbitant eBay Felicity.
Why is there not a “YUMMY” reaction yet?
Sooooo, can we get the Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover now? I’m sure Peter would be absolutely happy with it.
I would think that the use of the word “rape” in the headline is trigger warning enough?
Yes, it was horribly humid here in Vegas…but no one could get them some mattifying powder? They look like sweaty cokeheads, ew.
Our chief responsibility is to the American people, particularly American veterans, who have had enough of fighting in unjust and unfounded wars. Let’s take care of the combat veterans we have before we create even more.
Such beautiful perfect teeth! lol
That’s not a man, that’s CRAIG. We should all have him tattooed on our bums.
Publix is one of the maybe 8 things that I actually miss about the south.
Yeah, I’m totally okay with this. Much better a Tyrion or Arya than a Jayden or Neveah.
1. Ice cream cone cupcakes are the greatest cupcakes of all time. My mom made them for me as a kid, and now I make them for my kids (and maybe myself too).
2. I TOTALLY HAVE THE SAME PLATES AS #24. Old school, got them from my mom.
Sperm brows are the one thing I have never ever stooped low enough to do. I always thought they were gross. Absolutely unforgivable on an adult…I don’t trust gals with creepy brows.
My goodness, Abigail Breslin went from little girl to Marilyn Monroe in all of 15 seconds.
I would kill for Helena Bonham Carter as the Doctor, but she’s entirely too famous and I’ve recently discovered that a large minority of the fandom is quite sexist.
I’d let Tyrion and Jon Snow tag-team me all day long.
You know what’s even better than taking weekend trips to Vegas? Living there.
Five years ago, I never thought I’d be defending Paris Hilton. Not every woman on this earth has to get married and have babies to be considered a grown up. There’s nothing wrong with going to raves and parties as a single, wealthy woman. Shit, her 3,000 dollar VIP ticket to EDC stimulated the economy where I live and PERSONALLY benefited my family since my husband was working security in VIP. Can’t hate on that.
Can’t believe you left out the Las Vegas 51’s! Their mascot is an ALIEN!