Doug “Long Drag From Cigarette Before Saying OK” Rice makes me miss Bill Hicks. :c

lol how hard is it for the Internet to let two people be married in peace.

people actually feel obligated to do these things? -__-

not surprised. I’m sure they all support it. not that it makes any difference because propaganda is and always has been everywhere.

car alarms are still fucking annoying and usually pointless.

I’ve actually known kids who had to write notes on behalf of their parents who can’t speak English.

I think saying “if you wouldn’t have cried, we wouldn’t be talking about you now.” is a lot meaner than what Howard said.

I expected Clint Eastwood to have much better taste…I hope she has endearing qualities although I won’t be watching the show to find out.

I get throwing a big party for her but a bridal shower and wedding though? -__-

Imagine being a parents and having a picture of your kid on your Facebook or something only to find it on this list.