All pediatric dentists refer to themselves as pedos and none of them understand why this is funny. I know because I was raised by one.

False. This guy is a big bag of dicks.

I meant love, dammit!

Well, he had a nice career… And now it’s over.

Sounds about right.

So yeah, most of these homes are in my town. I especially love that last one. I pass it most days and if it didn’t back right up to the train tracks I would want to live there.

I grew up and still live in one of the towns mentioned and I swear most of these pictures are of homes just down the street from me. Most of them are kept up so nice they look new. I love them all.

Sounds about right.

Ugh. People are the worst.

No, not cute.