nice

didn’t read it because of mustaches. mustaches have been ruined for me.

being skinny isn’t the only indication of health. if you eat like this all the time, you are not healthy, no matter what you look like.

very classy, keep on photoshoppin, lady

adam pally, you are an hilarious dreamboat, hope happy endings doesn’t get canceled.

I would pay $20 to hunt a small dicked man through the streets of his hometown

bullshit, tiny peepee.

I sat next to one of these tiny dicked “humans” on a plane once, he had this giant binder of photos of himself with animals he had killed that he was sorting (and taking up the middle seat with his bullshit as well). made me want to puke. if you aren’t going to eat it and wear it, then you need to back the fuck off and shoot targets. no one is impressed with your prowess at shooting captive, rare, beautiful souls.

sneakers?? everyone here knows that’s lil bub, duder

so glad to see 2 broke girls is definitely renewed, don’t know where i’d get my offensively unfunny entertainment on tv, would have to turn to the internet