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Posted on Jan 28, 2014

We Must Stop Accidental Anal

Accidental Anal is the accidental penetration of an anus while having vaginal sex.

by JennBobkitty

Community Contributor

As a woman, we've all been there.. You're enjoying some great Doggy Style action with your partner, you're getting into it, you might even be half dancing to some dirty rap song your parents banned you from listening to as a kid. Suddenly, BAM you just got accidentally a-nailed. What? Why? How?

Anal sex can be great, for both men and women. Accidental Anal applies more to women than men because if a woman is pegging a man, it's a planned anal situation (Pegging is the act of a woman penetrating a man's anus with a strap on). However, when you're Accidentally A-nailed it's not a pleasant situation.

First of all, the recipient of the Accidental Anal isn't prepared and Anal can be painful. Let's look at it this way..

Guys, imagine you're getting a phenomenal blowjob and then out of nowhere you get punched in your erect penis. That would be fucking painful and terrible. You'd probably feel extremely betrayed that we took advantage of your trust. You trusted us to not punch, bite, or harm your penis while we were fellating you. That's exactly how a woman feels when you go from front door to back door without the decency to ask for an invitation.

Let's recap, Accidental Anal is painful, inconsiderate, and a betrayal. You must ask to enter all orifices. It's not only the polite thing to do, it's also the only way to insure you're having consensual sex.

If you, seriously, happen to accidentally slip and fall into your partners rectum let's address that..

You shouldn't be thrusting away all willy-nilly. You should be thrusting with purpose for both yourself and your partner. You should be enjoying yourself but you're not the only one in the room, dude. Ask your partner what they like..from thrust capacity to the motion of your, glorious, ocean.

You know the saying, "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar", let's re-purpose it.

You get more anal when you ask nicely. Okay, it's not great..but it's true. The better you communicate with your partner, the more comfortable they will be in exploring not only the back door, but the myriad of sexual fantasies you both possess.