29 Of The Most Wollongong Sentences Ever

    "Got glassed at Glassie."

    1. "I'm from Wollongong. WOOL-ON-GONG."

    2. "It's about an hour and a half south of Sydney."

    3. "Well, I'm actually really from Shellharbour/Windang/Oak Flats/insert suburb no one outside the area has heard of."

    4. "Yeah nah I live on the good side."

    5. "Going into town tonight?"

    6. "There was another fight at Glassie last night."

    7. "We hooked up at the Harp."

    8. "The lake is rank today."

    9. "I went to Nan Tien on the weekend. Jeez it's serene."

    10. "Let's wag and go to the beach."

    11. "Macca's run?"

    12. "It's on Windang-Road-Ah-Windang."

    13. "Going down Dapto."

    14. "Ciggy butt braaaain."

    15. "Did you know Natalie Bassingthwaighte is from Mount Warrigal?"

    16. "Did you know Dr Karl went to UOW?"

    17. "DId you know Brett Lee was a Rat?"

    18. "Quick we've got to get to the shops before they shut at 4."

    19. "The Square looks so different now, I always get lost."

    20. "And they spent so much on renovations but still can't manage any fucking phone reception."

    21. "Whoa. The mall looks so different... I hate this."

    22. "Let's go to Miranda. Shopping in Sydney is way better."

    23. "I've got a shop-a-docket for the Gala, wanna go to the movies?"

    24. "Let's just get Chicko's for dinner."

    25. "Can't believe I have to pay for this shit street parking."

    26. "The blowhole is overrated."

    27. "Your grandad worked at the steelworks? Same."

    28. "This place is such a hole."

    29. "It's paradise."

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