33 Questions All Australians Need To Answer Right Now

    What even is Vegemite?

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    WHAT EVEN IS VEGEMITE DOES IT TASTE GOOD ? WHY DO AUSTRALIANS EAT IT??

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    Why do all Australians leave when they become famous?¿

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    why do australians pronounce tuna like "chuna" and youtube like "youchube" why are we so weird

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    Why do Australians have the best clothes!?

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    Why do Australians say pizza like "pizzer"

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    why don't Australians have a president why do they have those prune minimum things

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    Why do Australians call blow jobs "gobbies" omg

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    Why do Australians call flip flops "thongs"??? What is that about???

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    why do all australians have a cat and a macbook

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    Why do Australians not believe in water pressure or shower doors? #realtalk

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    WHY DO AUSTRALIANS SAY HEAPS SO MUCH!?!?! I've started saying it they say it that much.

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    Why do some Australians call the arriving refugees 'boatpeople'? What did their ancestors come in, Gulfstream jets?

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    Why do Australians not know the definition of plagiarism. Is their English different from ours?

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    Why do Australians act like they invented licorice

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    Why do all Australians say "Sup" like wtf man it's what's up stfu

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    Why do Australians try so hard to be American

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    why do australians say far out, shut up

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    why do the australians look more American than us

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    why do australians call soccer football, it doesn't work like that here. I understand you're trying to sound cool but stop.

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    WHY DO AUSTRALIANS MAKE WORDS THAT END WITH A'S SOUND LIKE THEY END WITH R'S ITS SO CUTE

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    Why do some Australians identify with Ned Kelly? The guy was basically a piece of shit.

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    Why do Australians sound so derpy?

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    Why do Australians make the best music though.

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    Why do Australians not know how to pronounce debut?

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    Why do Australians greet each other by saying "good eye mate"?

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    WHY DO AUSTRALIANS CALL BARBECUE, BARBIE THAT'S SO DUMB IM LAUGHING

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    Why do Australians have all the cute bathing suits and cool random shit

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    why do australians say cunt so much that's a big no no in america

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    WHY DO ALL AUSTRALIANS WEAR THE SAME SHOES

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    Why do australians call McDonalds "Maccas" WHY

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    why do australians have to be so damn attractive