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33 Questions All Australians Need To Answer Right Now

What even is Vegemite?

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Why do Australians say pizza like "pizzer"

— courtney // michael? (@LUXURYMALUM)
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why don't Australians have a president why do they have those prune minimum things

— brooke (@ashtoxiclean)
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Why do Australians call blow jobs "gobbies" omg

— (@narryftashton)
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Why do Australians call flip flops "thongs"??? What is that about???

— hayley (@gandhi_floss)
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why do all australians have a cat and a macbook

— supavisor (@sharwows)
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Why do Australians not believe in water pressure or shower doors? #realtalk

— Haley Halter (@HaleyHalter)
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WHY DO AUSTRALIANS SAY HEAPS SO MUCH!?!?! I've started saying it they say it that much.

— #5SOSCANADIANTOUR (@KNordtvedt)
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Why do some Australians call the arriving refugees 'boatpeople'? What did their ancestors come in, Gulfstream jets?

— Kabir Taneja (@KabirTaneja)
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Why do Australians not know the definition of plagiarism. Is their English different from ours?

— Based Hair Lady. (@Cajun_peach)
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Why do Australians act like they invented licorice

— your pal @kfan (@kfan)
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Why do all Australians say "Sup" like wtf man it's what's up stfu

— • Angela Tsaturian (@i_Angela_)
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Why do Australians try so hard to be American

— Mahmoud Coshnow (@Wonder_boy_fim)
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why do australians say far out, shut up

— Smegmaclub (@smegmaclub)
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why do the australians look more American than us

— VINCE MOLINΛ (@VinceMolina)
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why do australians call soccer football, it doesn't work like that here. I understand you're trying to sound cool but stop.

— kira (@kiragibbss)
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WHY DO AUSTRALIANS MAKE WORDS THAT END WITH A'S SOUND LIKE THEY END WITH R'S ITS SO CUTE

— bri (@pacsunluke)
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Why do some Australians identify with Ned Kelly? The guy was basically a piece of shit.

— Mitch Malone (@mitchmalone)
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Why do Australians sound so derpy?

— whoadie! (@LURKDADDY)
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Why do Australians make the best music though.

— & (@GigglingxIrwin)
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why do Australians say maths

— fran ;D (@MlCHAELCLlFFORD)
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Why do Australians not know how to pronounce debut?

— Geoffrey Rogow (@GRogow)
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why do all australians look decoupaged?

— Jonathan Morton S. (@jonny_morton_s)
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Why do Australians greet each other by saying "good eye mate"?

— symmetrical (@jayckb)
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WHY DO AUSTRALIANS CALL BARBECUE, BARBIE THAT'S SO DUMB IM LAUGHING

— (@twentytenzayn)
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Why do Australians have all the cute bathing suits and cool random shit

— Jasmine Moustafa (@JasmineMoustafa)
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why do australians say cunt so much that's a big no no in america

— manda (@yestoleeds)
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WHY DO ALL AUSTRALIANS WEAR THE SAME SHOES

— (@hoIyboys)
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Why do australians call McDonalds "Maccas" WHY

— Its a Metaphor (@STFU_swerve)
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why do australians have to be so damn attractive

— charlotte (@urghcliffxrd)

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Jenna Guillaume is a senior editor for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney.
 
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