1. This freaky revelation.
2. This actual fact.
3. This realisation that changes everything.
4. This mind-melting thought.
5. This disconcerting suggestion.
6. This legitimate question.
7. This absolute truth.
8. This disgusting idea.
9. This grammar problem.
10. This baffling question.
11. This rather sweet observation.
12. This valid point.
13. This charming fact.
14. This totally likely scenario.
15. This question that makes you think.
16. This brain-shattering theory.
17. This frankly gross suggestion.
18. This thing that you'll now wonder about for the rest of your life.
19. This insightful query.
20. This epiphany.
21. This painful notion.
22. This conspiracy theory.
23. And this terrible, horrifying realisation.
