27 Things Australians Do According To Ridiculous Stock Images

Aside from being overwhelmingly white, of course.

1. Have a surfboard nearby while surfing the net.

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2. Go surfing when there’s no waves - or water, even.

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3. Wrap ourselves in the Australian flag like it’s a cape. Just call me CAPTAIN STRAYA.

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4. Or SuperBloke! Coz apparently businessmen wear flags under their suits.

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5. It’s perfect beachwear.

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6. And of course everyone paints the flag on their faces.

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7. Even better: use the flag to SEDUCE. Dat Southern Cross doe.

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8. Build sandmen. Yep, this is exactly what an Australian Christmas looks like.

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9. Get crazy excited about having $135 dollars.

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10. SMELL the money.

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11. Play the didgeridoo.

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12. And gumleaves.

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13. Destroy cassette tapes.

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14. Hang out on a tin roof.

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15. Wait for soccer balls to fall from the sky.

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16. Eat pizza like this.

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17. Cool down like this.

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18. Read the newspaper. LOL.

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19. Gaze pensively at pills.

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20. Balance balls.

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21. Nuzzle iguanas.

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22. Struggle with saddles.

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23. Send our dogs to shop for boxes.

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24. Experience surprise lap crabs.

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25. Reenact the Garden of Eden.

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26. Even in a corporate setting.

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27. And whatever this is.

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