1. HOLY SHIT IS JON SNOW ACTUALLY DEAD?!
No. No. No. No. No.
2. Melisandre will save him, right?
3. Like, she thinks her visions were wrong, but what if they were really about Jon Snow and not Stannis?
4. What is Davos up to?
5. IS DAVOS GOING TO KILL GHOST PLEASE GOD NO?!?!?
6. Why does Ramsey look so scared?
7. Ummm, who is being burned here?
8. How many episodes until Ser Jorah and Daario find Dany?
9. Speaking of Dany, is she a prisoner of the Dothraki now or nah?
10. Is this Vaes Dothrak?!
11. Is that a Targaryen with the Greyjoys?
12. Who is Sansa giving her "I'm so done with this bullshit" face to?
13. Who was Tyrion talking about the ~game~ with?
14. So Jaime and Cersei are back on again, then?
15. Will Margaery join the Sparrows?
16. On a scale of one to Ned Stark, how dead is Lancel Lannister going to be this season?
17. How much bloody vengeance will Cersei get to wreak?
18. Has she actually got an army and are they gonna take down the goddamn Sparrows?
19. Will we get to see Cleganebowl?
20. What the fuck is Littlefinger up to?
21. Who is this with a swinging ball of fire?!
22. IS THIS YOUNG NED STARK?!
23. AND IS THIS RHAEGAR TARGARYEN?!
24. IS HE FIGHTING YOUNG NED STARK?!
25. Is this Rhaegar Targaryen killing and/or torturing someone?
26. What's happening here and is it related to Jon Snow's possible* return from the dead?
27. Will precious cinnamon roll Tommen be OK?
28. Has Theon found himself again or is he still Reek?
29. Who is Brienne killing here?
30. Is Arya blind forever now?
31. Is this Arya flying through the air or someone else?
32. Is this Euron Greyjoy?
33. IS THAT JON SNOW?!
34. Why does Bran look so horrified?
35. Also he can stand now?
36. IS HE REALLY FACING THE NIGHT'S KING OR IS IT ALL A VISION?!
37. How am I going to make it until April?
