19 Unforgettable Moments From The Ultimate Karl Stefanovic Fan Fiction

Australia’s favourite breakfast TV host is the subject of “Ode to Karl Stefanovic”. It’s probably the scariest thing you’ll read all year.

1. It starts out quite tame.

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2. It’s straightforward and direct.

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3. Then it suddenly takes a very violent turn.

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4. From there things just get weird.

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5. Like, really weird.

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6. Have we mentioned how weird it is?

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7. It’s oddly specific.

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8. There are some very… creative… metaphors.

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9. It’s powerful writing.

10. Powerful enough to put you off your lunch.

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11. Seriously, it will probably make you throw up.

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12. And yet you can’t look away.

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13. It’s compelling stuff.

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14. Just when you think it can’t get worse…

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15. It does.

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16. This is clearly the work of a creative genius.

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17. Or someone with way too much time on their hands.

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18. OK, it’s the latter.

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19. Definitely the latter.

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