1. Let's start off slow. How does this GIF of Hugh Jackman cooling himself down make you feel?
2. OK? OK. How about this GIF of Ansel Elgort just hanging out in all his shirtless glory?
3. Or Tyler Posey dancing goofily in all HIS shirtless glory?
4. What about Idris Elba smiling lazily like this?
5. Or Dylan Bruce snuggling with Tatiana Maslany like this?
6. Does Godfrey Gao drinking beer in the rain give you a lady-boner?
7. What about Theo James really enjoying his shower?
8. Or even Sendhil Ramamurthy shirtless, sweaty and skipping?
9. Or MATT BOMER TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF IN A LIBRARY?!
10. Still nothing? Damn. Well here is Jesse Williams being all "come hither" with his finger.
11. And Daniel Sunjata and his dimples winking right at you.
12. Gabriel Macht just licking his lips like...
13. Raza Jaffrey being really cute on the phone like...
14. Pedro Pascal entering a room all hot like...
15. And Joe Manganiello walking towards you all shirtless like...
16. Then there's Colin O'Donoghue doing THIS.
17. Aaron Kwok doing THIS.
18. And Charles Michael Davis doing THIS.
19. Still nothing? Are you made of stone? LOOK AT THIS GIF OF TYLER HOECHLIN.
20. OR THIS ONE OF KIT HARINGTON.
21. THIS ONE OF MICHAEL TREVINO.
22. AND DEFINITELY THIS ONE OF RYAN GOSLING.
23. Look. Surely Chris Hemsworth pouting his lips and showing off his man cleavage gives you a lady-boner?
24. Or even Liam Hemsworth hosing stuff down while licking his lips and being very wet?
25. Definitely this GIF of Mehcad Brooks in his underwear.
26. And this one of Michael Ealy being all coy and cute.
27. Then there's Alex Pettyfer just swaying back and forth like...
28. And Darren Criss just chilling in bed like...
29. And Zac Efron really just blessing us all.
30. All right, it's time to bring out the big guns. Like those on Henry Cavill.
31. And the ones on Jay Ryan.
32. Those on Lee Byung-Hun.
33. The ones on Shemar Moore.
34. And especially the ones on Chris Evans.
35. Guns don't do it for you? How about buns? Namely, Kellan Lutz's.
36. And Jason Momoa's.
37. And Channing Tatum's.
38. And dayummmm Michiel Huisman's.
39. Hey here is Mark Ruffalo reading in bed.
40. Tom Hiddleston running his hands through his hair.
41. Miguel Angel Silvestre taking off his shirt.
42. And Michael B. Jordan emerging from the bathroom like the perfect human being he is.
43. Need more? OK, how about Travis Fimmel biting his lip?
44. Or Diego Boneta cooling off?
45. Or Daniel Henney breathing rather heavily?
46. OK, OK, here is Matt Corby looking at you with his beautiful eyes.
47. And Rodrigo Santoro looking at you with HIS beautiful eyes.
48. And Liam McIntyre looking at you with beautiful eyes of his own.
49. How are you feeling now? Do you want to see Daniel Lissing shirtless?
50. Or Jamie Dornan?
51. What about Alex O'Loughlin smiling adorably?
52. Or Tim Robards running down the beach?
53. Look at how hard Jeremy Renner is working for your lady-boner.
54. And Harry Shum Jr. and his abs dancing just for you.
55. STILL need more? Fine, here's Devin Jacanin taking off his underwear.
56. And Santiago Cabrera just dripping wet.
57. And finally — you asked for it — ALEXANDER SKARSGARD AND RYAN KWANTEN IN THE GREATEST TRUE BLOOD SCENE OF ALL TIME.
Well, did you make it?
