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37 Times Matt Bomer Blessed Us All With His Presence

It's Matt Bomer's birthday, but he's the real gift. Warning: contains Bomer butt.

1. When this door opened and SURPRISE it's Matt Bomer.

2. When he smiled like this and was just too handsome for his own good.

3. And he smiled like this and it was the sexiest thing you've ever seen.

4. And he smiled like THIS and you realised he was an actual real life Disney prince.

5. When he laughed like this and you were blinded by those pearly whites.

6. When he turned to you and your world was never the same.

7. When he emerged from this water and your heart stopped beating for a second.

8. When he put on this hat and was dapper as hell.

9. When he was adorably rumpled and you wanted to be the one sitting there sharing his tea.

10. And then he was adorably rumpled AND SHIRTLESS and you wanted to lie down on the floor next to him.

11. When he winked at you and you melted inside.

12. When he chewed this pen and you never wanted to be a piece of stationery more in your life.

13. When he licked his lips like this and you slipped off your chair.

14. And he licked his lips again and you were basically dead.

15. And then he licked his lips AGAIN and you were definitely dead.

16. And then he danced like this and you were freaking reborn.

17. When he breathed really heavily and you did too.

18. When he pulled this prop gun out of his pants and you couldn't help but think about what else was down there.

19. When he looked right into your eyes and pierced your goddamn soul.

20. When he started undressing in a mother effing library.

21. And then just stood there all shirtless in a mother effing library.

22. When he wore these glasses and you wanted to know if he needed help scratching that itch.

23. And then he took off his glasses and unleashed the SUPERPOWER that is his eyes.

24. When he was getting clean in the shower but your thoughts just got dirtier.

25. When he was either wet or sweaty and you really needed to find out which.

26. When he got emotional and you wanted to be his shoulder to cry on.

27. When he sipped his champagne and you wanted to toast to his glorious self.

28. When he looked like he had a secret and you wanted him to whisper it in your ear.

29. And then he looked like this and you heard choirs of angels singing.

30. When he put on these sunglasses and you just had to DEAL WITH IT.

31. When he snuggled with Mark Ruffalo and you didn't know who to be more jealous of.

32. When this happened and hggnnnnggghhhh.

33. And every single Magic Mike scene he appeared in.

34. Every.

35. Single.

36. Damn.

37. Scene.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Bomer. Thank you for existing.