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If Your Favorite Disney Movies Were Written By Woody Allen

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-la-di-da, la la. Or something like that.

1. The Little Mermaid

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Plot: Two sea creatures become enamored with the same prince, unaware that his ex-sea creature, with whom he has a tempestuous relationship, is about to re-enter the picture.

Based on Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

2. The Lion King

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Plot: A divorced meerkat, currently dating a high-schooler, looks for love in the mistress of his best friend, a warthog.

Based on Manhattan.

3. Aladdin

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Plot: An Agrabah princess, deeply troubled and in denial, arrives in San Francisco to impose upon her estranged tiger.

Based on Blue Jasmine.

4. Cinderella

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Plot: Between two royal balls, Cinderella’s prince falls in love with her step-sister, Anastasia, while her hypochondriac ex-prince rekindles his relationship with Drizella, her other step-sister.

Based on Hannah and Her Sisters.

5. Toy Story

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Plot: Neurotic cowboy doll, Woody, falls in friendship with the ditsy Buzz Lightyear.

Based on Annie Hall.

6. Sleeping Beauty

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Plot: A princess is revived out of cryostasis into a future world to fight an oppressive kingdom.

Based on Sleeper.

7. 101 Dalmations

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Plot: At a turning point in her life, a former villain longs to own a puppy who happens to be owned by her friend and soon-to-be brother-in-law.

Based on Match Point.

8. Beauty and the Beast

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Plot: While in her little town, a nostalgic bookworm finds herself mysteriously going back to the 1620s every day at midnight.

Based on Midnight in Paris.

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