13 Texts You Send All The Time Vs. What They Actually Mean

Let’s be real: You’re never actually “five minutes away.”

1. The drunk text:

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2. The lazy text:

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3. The “busy” text:

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4. The smelly sink text:

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5. The late text:

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6. The LATE text:

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7. The deceptively friendly text:

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8. The passive-aggressive text:

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9. The hungover text:

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10. The “just checking in” text:

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11. The flaky text:

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12. The completely false text:

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13. The poop text:

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