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15 Helpful Charts Every New Yorker Needs

Should you wait in line for Shake Shack? Probably. Should you wait in line for a single Cronut? Probably not.

1. QUESTION: What's that smell on the subway?

2. QUESTION: Should you go to Times Square?

3. QUESTION: Should you wait in line for brunch?

4. QUESTION: Should you go to that party in another borough?

5. QUESTION: Should you take a cab or the subway?

6. QUESTION: Should you switch from Time Warner?

7. QUESTION: Should you wait in line for Shake Shack?

8. QUESTION: Should you wait in line for a Cronut?

9. QUESTION: Should you go see something on Broadway?

10. QUESTION: Should you get that questionable slice of pizza from a sketchy-looking place called "Famous [single syllable name]" that might only be famous for tearing your insides apart?

11. QUESTION: Should you do your laundry or send it out?

12. QUESTION: Should you get a dog?

13. QUESTION: Should you get a cat?

14. QUESTION: Is it showtime?

15. QUESTION: Should you move away from New York?