1. Das right, girl. You wish you could get all up on these Cheerios.
5. Who dis basic bitch be?
No srsly, don’t touch me. I’m famous.
6. And then I smacked that all on the floor and gave her some more.
7. John, this wine reeks of the middle class.
You told me we were going to OLIVE GARDEN.
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