2. He’s confident in his sexuality.
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3. He would jump in front of a bus for his friends and family.
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9. He knows how to lay down the law.
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12. He knows that the children are the future.
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14. He stands up against bullies.
16. He’s a crusader in the fight against anti-obesity.
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19. He’s empathetic to the tragedies of others.
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23. He takes the time to reflect upon himself.
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