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    Tobias Funke Vs. Heisenberg: The Similarities You Might Have Missed [SPOILERS]

    Just add fedora, and it all makes sense.

    Its not lung cancer, but Tobias Fünke has a chronic condition.

    Never-nude. Inoperaple.

    While Heisenberg makes blue stuff...

    Tobias makes stuff blue.

    He's a businessman.

    And you best stay out of his territory.

    When he met DeBrie at an "acting class," meth solved all his problems.

    And everything he does, he does for his family.

    Think comparing the two is blasphemy?

    Ok, fine. They have their differences.

    For example, take their relative policies on analraping. This is Mr. Fünke's:

    And this is "Walt's:"

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    When it comes to Heisenberg, you don't David-Cross him.

    And Tobias? He IS the danger.

    At the end of the day, they're both just trying to get their rocks off.

    Until it's time for ANUSTART.