This is a personal, non-sponsored post by a member of BuzzFeed's ad content team.Buzz·Posted on Sep 21, 2013Tobias Funke Vs. Heisenberg: The Similarities You Might Have Missed [SPOILERS]Just add fedora, and it all makes sense.by Jen WinstonBuzzFeed CreativeLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Its not lung cancer, but Tobias Fünke has a chronic condition. Never-nude. Inoperaple. While Heisenberg makes blue stuff... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tobias makes stuff blue. He's a businessman. And you best stay out of his territory. When he met DeBrie at an "acting class," meth solved all his problems. And everything he does, he does for his family. Think comparing the two is blasphemy? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Ok, fine. They have their differences. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF For example, take their relative policies on analraping. This is Mr. Fünke's: And this is "Walt's:" View this video on YouTube When it comes to Heisenberg, you don't David-Cross him. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And Tobias? He IS the danger. At the end of the day, they're both just trying to get their rocks off. Until it's time for ANUSTART. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF