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When it makes you a much better person.
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When you honestly DGAF if coffee is bad for you.
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Even if you're told by a medical professional.
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When sometimes, you just need two cups.
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When you yawn and you're actually dying inside.
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When you're really easy to buy presents for.
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When you can't understand the tea-drinkers of the world.
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When you have one too many coffees.
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When you go to sleep dreaming of your morning cup.
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When it's often the most important thing in your life.
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And you can never get enough.
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When it's pretty much all you drink, all day long.
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When three cups a day doesn't even come close to your average.
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And when there will definitely be problems if you can't get your fix.
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When you ask the serious questions.
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When you have to decide between coffee and sleep.
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And when you spend more money on coffee each day than you'd care to admit.
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When you feel totally indebted to whoever brought coffee into your life.
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When you consider a change in careers just so you can spend all day around coffee.
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Because, really, it's all that keeps you going.
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And there's a coffee for every occasion.
