1. Your alarm goes off and you seriously consider ignoring it and going back to sleep.
2. You lie in bed for at least ten minutes trying to summon the strength to get up and face the day.
3. And after you've showered and gotten ready you reward yourself with a five-minute liedown.
4. On your way to work you realise how much you hate people and noise and light and movement.
5. And you find a suitably greasy breakfast which you hope will soak up the hangover.
6. (It doesn't.)
7. Everyone at work is too loud and excited for you to handle.
8. You sit down at your desk and regret everything that has brought you to this moment.
9. And you seriously consider getting a second breakfast.
10. Looking at your computer makes you want to pull out your eyeballs and you wonder if you can get away with wearing sunglasses inside.
11. You look at the clock and HOW IS IT ONLY 10:30am WHAT?!
12. You pretty much give up on the idea of being productive.
13. You're so damn thirsty but you don't have the energy to continually get up and refill your water bottle.
14. Finally it's midday and an acceptable time to have another greasy, fat-filled meal.
15. But it just leaves you feeling gross and in dire need of a carb nap.
16. And you do everything in your power to not vomit because you don't want to be ~that person~.
17. You have no idea how the hell you're gonna make it through the next four hours.
18. You get hungry again.
19. And you keep having horrible flashbacks of things you said and did last night.
20. As soon as it hits 5pm you're so out of there.
21. But you still have your commute home to get through.
22. The second you get home you get into your pyjamas and get on the phone to order food.
23. And you only have one thing on your mind.
