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    43 Sentences That'll Annoy "Harry Potter" Fans

    Hogwarts is so ugly.

    1. "The movies are so much better than the books."

    2. "Movie Ginny is such a well developed character."

    3. "Hedwig deserved to die."

    4. "Same with Dobby."

    5. "The studio tour looks so shit."

    6. "Ugh don't even get me started on how crap Christmas at Hogwarts would be."

    7. "Neville's such a loser."

    8. "I never waited by the mailbox for my Hogwarts letter."

    9. "I love people telling me that Harry Potter is a kids book."

    10. "Fan fiction is the worst."

    11. "I don't want to know what Butterbeer tastes like."

    12. "The word 'always' doesn't make me cry."

    13. "Professor Umbridge is a really nice lady."

    14. "I've never thought about what Hogwarts house I'd be in."

    15. "And I've got no idea what my Patronus would be."

    16. "I would be perfectly happy to marry someone who doesn't like Harry Potter."

    17. "Luna was such a nothing character."

    18. "Pottermore is amazing and exactly what the fans wanted."

    19. "Goblet of Fire is the best of all the movies."

    20. "Harry and Hermione's dancing scene was so perfect."

    21. "I don't own any of the books."

    22. "I gave up reading the series halfway through."

    23. "Michael Gambon was a much better Dumbledore than Richard Harris."

    24. "Fred and George aren't funny."

    25. "Emma Watson isn't even hot."

    26. "I haven't spent hours dreaming of how I'd use the Room of Requirement."

    27. "I've never secretly tried to summon something with 'accio'."

    28. "And I've certainly never tried to apparate."

    29. "J.K. Rowling is a bad writer."

    30. "A Harry Potter movie marathon would be the worst thing ever."

    31. "My favourite part was when they went camping."

    32. "Hogwarts is ugly."

    33. "I trusted Snape from the beginning."

    34. "The movies are perfect adaptations of the books and they leave nothing out."

    35. "Especially Prisoner of Azkaban, we never needed to learn about the Marauders anyway."

    36. "The series drags on a bit."

    37. "The thought of Inferi don't scare me at all."

    38. "Honeydukes looks shit."

    39. "And the Hogwarts feasts look rubbish."

    40. "Harry Potter tattoos are gross."

    41. "Quidditch is stupid."

    42. "I wanted Voldemort to win."

    43. "Magic isn't real."