When an iguana is celebrating his birthday, the only natural thing to do is put a party hat on him and offer him a scoop of ice cream.
"OMG YAAAASS ice cream thanks mom!"
"Gimme gimme gimme dat scoop!"
"I can't even deal with how excited I am rn."
"Look at my badass sunglasses do I look like I want to eat ice cream right now?"
"Lol jks I always want to eat ice cream."
Editor's Note: When I posted this, I had no idea that lactose and cold foods are really really bad for iguanas! Thank you to everyone who let me know, and please never give iguanas or any cold-blooded animal ice cream no matter how cute it looks!