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When you want to eat every single thing you see.
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And when your fridge becomes your new BFF.
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When someone else understands your craving.
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But then when too many people share your craving.
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When you're so drunk you'll eat anything.
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When you take that first delicious bite.
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When you start to regret some of your life choices.
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When sometimes hungover food is even better than drunk food.
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When you have to go get a kebab on your own.
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When desperate times call for desperate measures.
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When your drunk self can eat a lot more than your sober self.
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And you basically need to order three meals.
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When you order something and regret it instantly.
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When you try to multi-task.
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When you've got your priorities in order.
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When you know that you'll regret it all tomorrow.
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When alcohol makes you want all the bad food.
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When Menulog saves your life.
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When you can't wait to put on your PJ's and stuff your face.
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When you can't keep your eyes open but you want to keep eating.
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And when you wake up the next morning.
