1. There are some things you can only get away with when you’re holding a controller…
2. Like eating garbage turkeys.
3. Or checking the FAQ.
4. Or learning a weird instrument.
5. Or just going all Solid Snake.
In The News Today
- A Guatemalan judge ordered former President Otto Perez Molina held in jail overnight while hearings over the corruption scandal that led to his resignation take place. ›
- Prosecutors will seek the death penalty for Dylann Roof, accused of killing nine people in a Charleston church in June. ›
- The Justice Dept. has tightened rules on cell phone tracking, forcing federal agencies to get a warrant. ›