14 Of Jay-Z's Most Hilarious Tweets

Jay-Z sent the Twitterverse aflutter in one day with his new #mylaugh hashtag, proving that not only can he break the Internet, but also pen his thoughts as hilarious one-liners.

1. Jay-Z on the alphabet.

Whether he's spelling "haha" in Spanish or just throwing out random letters, he listens to the demands of his fans.

2. Jay-Z on variety.

He keeps it real. He would rather die than listen to the same tunes every day.

3. Jay-Z on haters.

He figures liking his album "Magna Carta Holy Grail" should be as simple as enjoying Christmas or ice cream.

4. Jay-Z on breaking the Internet.

Sometimes, he'll just sing his responses.

5. Jay-Z on creating new sayings.

He will single-handedly change "LOL"' to "#mylaugh," and "what crawled up your butt?" to "who spilled champagne in your cereal?"

6. Jay-Z on Rick Rubin's whereabouts.

He plays the game of "Where's Rubin?" to replace the popular "Where's Waldo?"

7. Jay-Z on cognac.

He shows life is hard when you have hangovers from D'usse cognac.

8. Jay-Z on international beverages.

He might play in other countries in exchange for local champagne.

9. Jay-Z on non-rap music favorites.

He keeps it mysterious. We may never find out who is his favorite non-rap artist is mostly because he doesn't know how to spell it.

10. Jay-Z on proper spooking.

A thorough man, he makes time to differentiate between the different meanings of the word "boo."

11. Jay-Z on preparedness.

He gives advice to swooning fans.

12. Jay-Z on being open to receiving birthday gifts.

He's a man of expensive taste, even when it comes to artwork.

13. Jay-Z on covering his bases.

If he suddenly goes missing, people will know where to look first for him.

14. Jay-Z on speaking in his own voice.

What's the next best thing after his "#mylaugh" hashtag? His "#myvoice" one.