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    Texas Schools Ban Author for Book He Didn’t Even Write

    Most parents love Bill Martin Jr. for the work he did with beloved children’s illustrator and author Eric Carle. But schools in Texas have decided Martin’s beloved tomes have to go. Not because they’re naughty, but because Martin shares his name with another Bill Martin. The other guy just so happened to write a book (for adults) about Marxism. And you all know what happens when you expose kids to a little socialism.