If Twentysomethings Solved Their Problems Like Video Game Characters

    Hold down B to get the cute barista with the glasses.

    1. When you saw someone you wanted to avoid in public, you could enter Incognito Mode and avoid detection.

    2. When you locked yourself out of your apartment, you could simply scale the building instead of searching your Inventory for a key.

    3. When your mom asked about your love life, you could take a page out of Final Fantasy and just spam the A button to get through all the dialogue options.

    4. When someone insulted your pug's very trendy sweater, you could challenge them to a Pokémon-style showdown.

    5. When you forgot your ex's Netflix password, you could use your +10 Hacking ability to break into the system.

    6. When someone cut you in the Chipotle line, you could settle the matter with dignity...by delivering a blistering K.O.

    7. And when you were short on rent money, you could just visit your favorite square of brick and punch out some cash.