Let's smash some words together, man.
1. On Love
Light cast through the pane
and I, a super chill dude,
just want your digits.
2. On Style
Shorts for cargo-ing
shirts for polo-ing, prepared
to golf anytime.
3. On Recreation
All work and no pong
make Josh a dull bro. But don't
hog the table, not cool.
Spillage, dude, spillage!
4. On Pride
Chad said I'm totes rad.
But if I think Chad's a tool,
is my radness false?
5. On Toil
Homework is mad lame.
That prof is such a dickweed.
My sweat feeds sorrow.
6. On The Change of Seasons
Spring into summer,
the sun a bright, smiling God,
the chicks mackable.
Here's to life, bro.
7. On Hot Stephanie from Sigma Iota Alpha
Could you ever dream
of a lovelier orchid
than hot Steph, brosef?
8. On Art
There are no greater
Earth-bound creators of song:
Slim Shady, Wu Tang.
9. On Mortality
Chad dares me to jump
off the roof. Do I dream of
flight, or piss my shorts?
If I tuck and roll, I should be cool, right?
10. On Ethics
Todd scores us some weed.
Ancestors bemoan my sin.
Bro, my hands? So big.
11. On Tradition
Natty over Bud,
Quiznos over Subway, and
all souls are joyous.
12. On Rivalry
Beta Theta Pi
thinks they're so cool. But he who
laughs last laughs krunkly.
You win this time, "dawg."
13. On Ceremony
"Who." The word escapes
my wavering, beer-soaked lips.
"Who do you know here?"
14. On Identity
Judge not a man by
decals on his cap, but by
how backwards it is.
Bro, is this even a golf course?
15. On Time
Minutes wither, die.
Nothing lasts longer than hope
that hot Steph texts back.
ANSWER ME, HOT STEPHANIE!
