I'm no fan of Romney but how is this guy barely winning over Santorum? Santorum!

That last one was great.

He actually makes a pretty good leonardo dicrapio.

omg this isn't a joke, right? It's rly happening?? EEEEEEEEEE! …Now that I've done it online I know how bad it would be to do it IRL.

Is there a bunch of bitter and loveless people waiting in front of their comps just to go FAKE?

eh, not all that strange. You could see all this stuff in regular ol' Chinatown.

This is why I'm always honest with my dad about these things. “There're a million other dads out there, you're probably not #1.”

Did anyone actually watch the segment? He said Obama is a “post-racial” president and the fact that everyone can look past the fact that he's black shows a subtle progression in America. It doesn't diminish the speech, it highlights the significance of it. He called it profound, for fuck's sake. Come on, the clip is less than 3mins long. Listen and come to your own conclusions, people.

I'm gonna be real disappointed if the show is any less gay than the promo.